What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

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Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test?

He didn't know enough about inequalities

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.