What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

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Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.