What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool