What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.