How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

Diving Board Jokes More Diving Board Jokes

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.