How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

What do you call five blondes in a pool?

Air bubbles.

Diving Board Jokes More Diving Board Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.