He jump off the diving board before it was pool.
a condom
Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)
The lumberjack has a job.
Too mainstream
Urine over your head!
First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
A watermeloncollie.
You ask them to leave.
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
