How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

Diving Board Jokes More Diving Board Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.