What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn?

Decaf coffee.

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

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What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.