What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is a dentist's favorite time of the day?

2:30

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.