What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today?

It's After Earth Day.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

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Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.