Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

Whats the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

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Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet