Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet