What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

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