Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What do cows sit on?

Couches

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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How do you call someone named olaf with ebola?

Ebolaf

Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better