Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here."

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola