Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

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Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

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Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

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Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.