What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why is Math always sad?

Because it has too many problems.

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What's a bees favourite flower ?

A bee-gonias !

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

Alan Jokes More Alan Jokes

Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ?

Alan a good cause !

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.