What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

Alan Jokes More Alan Jokes

Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ?

Alan a good cause !

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan