What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Why is Math always sad?

Because it has too many problems.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Alan Jokes More Alan Jokes

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan