Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
He Double Gloucester.
The husband.
Because it sticks to itself.
Depressed
He worked it out with a pencil
If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.
They use honeycombs.
They're both dying at an alarming rate.
It takes 10 months to give it a good meal
You can make a pet out of a snake !
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.