What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Diagnose Jokes More Diagnose Jokes

Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks