What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What is the third child's name?

Timothy.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Diagnose Jokes More Diagnose Jokes

What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder?

An asylum seeker.

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak