Oy vey!"
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
Because she can't drive for sh*t.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
July
He-brews it
Because they were vaccinated as children.
They say "We were waiting for the children to die."
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.
He had a staff infection...
A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
Diapertension
