Oy vey!"
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
Pig-up trucks!
It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.
He-brews it
Rabies!
At LMN-tary school !
Slow down and use some lubricant.
Mr. T-Bone
A rotisserie chicken
The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.
A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
An asylum seeker.
A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks