What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing?

a brucea

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

Diagnose Jokes More Diagnose Jokes

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.