Car Crash Jokes

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"