What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

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What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks