Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus