Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...