What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

A: She's the one on her bike.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What do you call a black person in space?

An astronaut.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.