How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

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Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for