Chainz Jokes

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

Steroid Jokes More Steroid Jokes

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

Century Jokes More Century Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

14 Jokes More 14 Jokes

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.