Chainz Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

14 Jokes More 14 Jokes

How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

Enslave Jokes More Enslave Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Frown Jokes More Frown Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

Century Jokes More Century Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Steroid Jokes More Steroid Jokes

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz