Chainz Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

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Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

Century Jokes More Century Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What repulsive awful thing can be found in a black persons clothes?

The black person.

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."