What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.