What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message.

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

How do you get a tree pregnant?

With a woodpecker