What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !