What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

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When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.

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What is the movie name?

Independence Day

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day