What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

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What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!