The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
Because it was a double-crosser
A fowl smell!
The cat ate her.
I'll be Bach
Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.
Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.
A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)
Polly wants a firecracker!