What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

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What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day