What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

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What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day