What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!