What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

Fourth Jokes More Fourth Jokes

What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

Independence Day Jokes More Independence Day Jokes

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!