Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Previous Random Joke Next

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

Sweep Jokes More Sweep Jokes

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.