Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

Sweep Jokes More Sweep Jokes

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.