What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

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What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.