What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.

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What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .