What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

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How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

What do you call a fight between two dairy products?

A fromage fray.

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What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak