What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Why do white men shop at black yard sales?

To get all their stuff back.

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What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.