What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why do white men shop at black yard sales?

To get all their stuff back.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.