What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

What happened when the frogs car broke down?

It got toad