What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

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What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

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What happened when the frogs car broke down?

It got toad

What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.