What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What would happen if the Earth was a Cube?

We'd all be cubans. I'm sorry

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Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What brings the monster's babies?

The Frankenstork.

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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

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What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

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Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.