What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?