What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.