What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

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He tripped on acid

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

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What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"