What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.