What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!