Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

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What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

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How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta