Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything."