Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

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Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

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What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything."

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.