Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

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Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

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What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.