Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

What do you call a burning rocket?

Korean Barbecue.

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Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.