Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

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Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!