Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!