They wished it was Anubis.
He told her he *can't elope*.
He had no more pane
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.
They have toots in common.
He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.
Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.
One. But he wishes it took two.
Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)
