What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

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What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

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What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

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What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up