How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

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What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor