How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

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What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor