How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor