How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

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What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...