Neighbor
Smallpox
First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.
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Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
Envelope.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
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