Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters ?

They are all "Not-C's" !

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.