They both begin a trip at the post!
Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
Semtex.
Beans on post !
Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)
Because they are not Cs.
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
Because they were Russian!
They both came in a little behind.
A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!