Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?

Fang letters !

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.