What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

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Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

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Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

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What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.