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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

X Jokes More X Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!