Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

Whats blue and bangs old ladies?

Me in my lucky blue coat.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

Audi Jokes More Audi Jokes

What does all Audi owners have in common?

A golden d

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi