Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

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What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

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What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi