Audi Jokes

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

What does all Audi owners have in common?

A golden d

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"