What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

Audi Jokes More Audi Jokes

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

What does all Audi owners have in common?

A golden d