What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

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How do you say Vaseline in German?

Vienerslidein

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

Audi Jokes More Audi Jokes

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside