What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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Ken came in a different box.

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The coming of the Lord!

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The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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Scares their dogs.

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Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.