What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky ... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord