What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

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What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky ... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.

Streak Jokes More Streak Jokes

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord