Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

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Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.