Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

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What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

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Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.