Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

Register Jokes More Register Jokes

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.