Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

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Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

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What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!