Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

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Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier