Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

Previous Random Joke Next
Register Jokes More Register Jokes

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.