Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.