Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!
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If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.
Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.
Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.
Because he was always below a C
Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat.
Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
Skip.
Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
They both jump to concussion
Angry British people!
For drinking and deriving.
Qui-Gon Gin.
Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.
Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the boat.
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.
He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.
