Scuba Diver Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats?

Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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