Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!
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If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.
Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.
Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.
Because he was always below a C
Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat.
Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Cause they're knee grows!
Cause they all have phones!
Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.
Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat
Because then you'd be a barnacle.
On the rocks.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Everything, given enough time
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
C,eh,N,eh,D,eh
You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
It's the Hemming way.
Vodka
So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.