Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck?

Hose A and Hose B.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Fire Truck Jokes More Fire Truck Jokes

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?