Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

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Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.