Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.