Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

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Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.