Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

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What is the name of your friend's advisor?

Budweiser

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants