Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

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Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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Who's there? Budweiser. Budweiser who?

Budweiser your mother naked?

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants