Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

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Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

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What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Budweiser Jokes More Budweiser Jokes

Who's there? Budweiser. Budweiser who?

Budweiser your mother naked?

What is the name of your friend's advisor?

Budweiser