Budweiser
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
It was an emergent sea.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
Budweiser the King of Beers !
