Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

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What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

What is the name of your friend's advisor?

Budweiser