When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
Because 9/11.
He was missing his winter gear
I don't know, I'm in a coma.
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
It drives me nuts.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Untie the rope...
Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.
He loves his pot.
You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore
A dead centipede.
A rackless driver...
With experi-mints!
