When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...
An ampu-tee.
Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....
It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.
A $100 bill.
He can't drive 55.
Because he couldn't bark
A: It was an oakcident.
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
A seahorse !
Air to the bone
A rackless driver...
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
With experi-mints!
