What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.