What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

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Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

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Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.