Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.