What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

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What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

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How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos