What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90 degrees.

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.