What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

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Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP