What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

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Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

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Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

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Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.