What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows