Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Bumble Bee Jokes More Bumble Bee Jokes

What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

What is the clumsiest bee?

A: A bumbling bee.