Wasp Jokes

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.