How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.