How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

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What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

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How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."