How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

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Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.